Revenge of the Shmattes
October 19, 2019
When we were kids in the early sixties, they were the last kind of clothes we’d ever be caught dead in. They were for overweight, middle-aged housewives who watched “Days of Our Lives” on television and got together once a week for Mah Jong (if Jewish) or Bingo (if church-going — although I thought it possible only Jewish moms wore them) or just smoking and gossiping. They were loose and made for comfort, often with disturbingly large floral prints. Shmatte.
Two Elizabeths
September 22, 2019
Lacey Baldwin Smith has written that “Tudor portraits bear about as much resemblance to their subjects as elephants to prunes.” A slight exaggeration, maybe. But it is true that the historical accuracy of the depictions in Tudor portraits, particularly of royalty, was often at war with “symbolic iconizing” — the use of imagery to represent the person’s character, position or role.
I wish Bob Mueller had quoted from this section in his television appearance. In yesterday’s televised announcement, Robert Mueller said he believed that it was “in good faith” that William Barr had declined to present Mueller’s introductory summaries to the public before the entire report was released.
Please, Mr. Prosecutor Mueller
May 28, 2019
First James Comey blabbed so recklessly about Hillary Clinton’s “careless” treatment of classified emails that he left millions of Americans with the impression that she was guilty of a crime, despite the fact that he had cleared her of all charges. Then he decided not to reveal that Trump was under investigation while reminding voters, eleven days before the election, to be sure and not forget about Clinton’s “email scandal” when they cast their votes. And now you — who we’ve been writing eager, pleading love songs to for two years — have apparently decided that you want to avoid the “political spectacle” of public testimony by refusing to have your appearance before Congress televised. Especially after Comey, that hurts. It really does.
Imagine Bernie Sanders as a Woman
January 5, 2019
Damn Emails, Revisited
November 20, 2018
If George Orwell Could Critique Broadcast News
November 16, 2018